Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood eight foot tall, wore glasses, and had a
third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal,and excreted diamonds everyday
He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but
you still would love him anyway
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with
two flat tires and a missin' chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry,
I'm telling you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you right before you died
Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene
A ninja warrior, master of disguise
He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah Oh yeah
He had his very own line at the DMV
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold
fusion, but he never ever told a soul
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw, and swallow a Volkswagen whole
He'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him like a star
Cause you can spit in the wind, and tug on Superman's cape
But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR No, no, no
Talkin' about CNR
What do manatees, laser beam eyes and piggyback rides all have in common? They're all favorites of C.N.R., a man so awesome
he deserves his own acronym! Join Weird Al and JibJab as they collab on their incredibly zany second music video,
then when you're done, upload a photo and cast yourself in the mayhem!
